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I have one brother and his whole life he's had to defend himself against several opinionated sisters, especially now that he's pushing thirty, isn't married, and is still living with the folks. We have a long-running gag in the family that started when we were preteens and one of us girls got the brilliant idea to wrap up the sex respect book we'd received at school and give it to him. The next year he retaliated by getting us each a pair of gold lame' underwear, presenting them in front of the grandparents nonetheless. I actually caught one of my sisters wearing them around... From there it continued, ending with last year when my youngest and craftiest sister made homemade merkins for everyone (Super Saturday project idea?), complete with hairy green fabric from the Halloween clearance bin. Clearly, we're sick people. Well, I've been carting around some great gift ideas of my own with my brother as target. Please let me know which one you'd go with.
Handz Off Anti-Masturbatory Cream$9.50- Instant relief lasting up to 6 hours. Helps you beat nature's urges around the clock.Instructions for use: Privacy is strongly recommended. Cream should be applied liberally and rigorously to affected areas. Massage thoroughly, repeating as necessary and avoiding eyes, mucous membranes and carpet. Never exceed 10 uses per day. More frequent use could cause other conditions, such as blindness.
Shower Breasts
14.50L- Silly question but do you fancy fondling a pert pair of bosoms in the shower every day? We have the answer, Shower Breasts are a fun and saucy shower gel/shampoo dispenser. This naughty nipple-topped pair attaches to your shower wall, each bosom having a compartment for shower gel or shampoo. To dispense, simply squeeze away... enjoy!
(Honestly, I'm not sure my mom will let this one in her house)
Potty Putter9.95L- Whether you need some more amusement in the loo or you just need to put in some serious practice time, the Potty Putter is a sure fire way to iron out the kinks in your putting game and make a trip to the loo that much more interesting. The Potty Putter is a true innovation in toilet entertainment and the perfect gift for the golf (or toilet) enthusiast in your life!
6 comments:
I love the idea that someone might be a toilet enthusiast. That's so funny.
Boobs
This is soo funny! My husband loves doing gifts like this. Usually to my more prissy family members. But for my brothers anniversary (he got married may 2) he decided they should have a pinata in celebration of cinco de mayo. So he got this little disco guy (about 2 feet tall) and then a couple hustler mags and covered it in tiny 1x1 pictures he cut out. Then we filled it with all the little samples from the local Dr. Johns lingerie shop. It was so funny. But I would go either with the potty or the boobs.
Sorry I meant my brother got married may 5 not 2nd.
The pinata is a great idea! I had a family member do another where he took some skim flick magazine pages (I'm hoping that weren't the truly awful ones) and taped them over his friend's window (naughty photos facing in). It was quite the surprise when his friends got up the next morning and looked out the front window.
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